Published: Fri, March 17, 2017
World | By Tasha Manning

Pepe Ticket Charts the Rise of Miami's Suta Pata | Miami New Times

Pepe Ticket Charts the Rise of Miami's Suta Pata | Miami New Times

So there you are, three or four tequila shots deep, grooving on the dance floor, straight gettin 'it on. But then, because you're dancing in your fave pair of five-inch stilettos, your feet start throbbing. If you know it or not, you just became a dirty leg . And local entertainer Pepe Ticket wants your photograph.

In an abundantly sexist quest to annotate this nascent entry into Miami's nomenclature, Pepe Billete has created the Tumblr account the Official Suta Paw Archives, Which shows, among other images of dirty feet, photos of young women dancing or walking shoeless. When we recently asked Pepe what the joke was, I scoffed. "Dirty legs" is not no joke, man "he rasped. "They're my life."

Indeed, from across the city, Miamians are snapping pictures of dirty legs and shipping them to Pepe, who's collecting the pics like comic books. "My buddy Jimmy Vega snapped this pic of a #patasucia in the wild," one guy wrote to Pepe.

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"The EPA needs a better job of protecting our shores," Pepe says, "because Apparently there's an influx of mutant cod that by some Darwinian stroke of perseverence has adapted to our environment enough to look like mollied-out dirty For hygiene.

It is the only logical explanation because Miami girls have grandmothers that teaches them better than to be

He paused. "They also seem to vote Democrat, but I'm not sure that's just a coincidence because Obama supports our campaign." (President Barack Obama could not be reached for comment.)

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